求英语幽默情景对话？急!!!!

A:How do you do?
B:How do you do?
A:Is everything OK?
B:It's fine!Thank you!And you?
A:Me,too!
B:I'm interested in UFO the near time.Do you know how it's fantastic!
A:Yeah!
B:Oh..h,look,there is a UFO over your head!
A:How nevers!
B:It's a joke!
A:Ah..h,no,it's real here!
B:But see what's on it?
A:It's may be a ---monkey!!!
B:How terrible!
A:Call 911!
C:They must be a America!Why don't they say it's a terrorist!

化妆师和摄影师哪个工资高？

根据创造的价值来说，摄影师工资要高。
摄影师的技术含量要高一些，而且顾客的评价基本都来自于摄影质量，所以摄影师更加重要。

英语作文《我作了一个美好的梦》

I have a good dream. I'm going to be a cameraman when I grow up. I'm
going to read many special books and practise shooting every day.
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I'm going to take many photo and send them to magazines
and newspapers. I love nature and beautiful scene. Wish my camera , I
could record the wonderful moment and picturesuqe scene and let others
share with me. I love photographing.
I hope my dream can come true some day.
作文地带提供中文翻译：
我做了一个好梦。我长大之后要做一个摄影师。我每天都要去读很多书，而且必须练习摄像。我会把我每天照的相片发表在报纸和杂志上。我爱大自然和美丽的风景。
只要我有一台照相机，我就会捕捉美好的景象，然后让大家一起分享。
我喜欢摄影，希望某天我的梦可以成真。